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My girlfriend cheated on me with Tegan Quin.

Me: Hey hey hey, you're the one that cheated on me with a hard core super star.
Caz: I couldn't help it. I'm only 19 and she called me
Me: I can't take it
Caz: I know, I know, I know.
Me: I don't want to be here right, I just...I want the ocean right now.
Caz: No babe, call it off
Me: Not tonight.
Caz: I won't be left. Oh, where does the good go?
Me: I feel so divided.
Caz: I've got the cure.
Me: And I'll fix you up.
Caz: Come on and hop a plane
Me: I can't, there's a terrible storm.
Caz: I'll play my sentimental tune
Me: I'll come someday.
Caz: You wouldn't like me.
Me: Yes I would, you'd be my city girl.
Caz: it's a love type thing.
Me: This is everything.
Caz: I want to be bad
Me: I just want back in your head.
Caz: You went away.
Me: I bet it stung.
Caz: I take all the blame.
Me: I just need a second.
Caz: Time's running
Me: Don't rush.
Caz: speak slow
Me: I do when I wake up exhausted.
Caz: You're like a man with two brains.
Me: I think we need an intervention.
Caz: Babe, I hear noises.
Me: Well then come to my living room.
Caz: I'll meet you downtown
Me: But last time I got stabbed there and I could feel the knife going in.
Caz: to hell with it then!
Me: We can meet at the ocean.
Caz: northshore?
Me: No, there's alligators there.
Caz: I'll hit them with my red belt
Me: Underwater?
Caz: soil, soil.
Me: and if that doesn't work you could use your arrow.
Caz: Or sheets
Me: I hope we don't get frozen out there.
Caz: We'll light up a fire.
Me: and if someone catches us we'll just say we didn't do it.
Caz: but they'll see my wrists
Me: Well we can run away, and you can take me anywhere.
Caz: Then here I am
Me: We'll have to prepare some clever meals if we run away.
Caz: If you promise to say hello every morning
Me: and never say goodbye.
Caz: That's all you got.
Me: I've been waiting for you to reply for days and days.
Caz: it's only monday, monday, monday.
Me: But I gave you my number.
Caz: Am I the first?
Me: Yes, I'm proud that you are.
Caz: woot, more for me.
Me: Now now, don't hype yourself up.
Caz: I'm a paperback head
Me: Does that mean I won't be able to draw a floor plan of your head and heart?
Caz: I wish it was midnight, then maybe you could.
Me: Maybe I could just sketch our trees instead?
Caz: and darling, our hearts too
Me: But not with you, I can't sketch them with you.
Caz: It's not like you're walking with a ghost
Me: Well if dark comes soon I won't be able to anyway, unless someone on night watch has a torch.
Caz: don't go looking elsewhere
Me: I think it'll be be just me.
Caz: In your room?
Me: It has been lately, but I've been missing you.
Caz: Well you can have me, just me, and that's it.

safarizone:

vondell-swain:

i can’t imagine avril lavigne as an adult

just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high

I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.

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charlieandtheunicorns:

Make those eye’s at me. I lose my grip, I lose my focus.

charlieandtheunicorns:

Make those eye’s at me. I lose my grip, I lose my focus.

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her-heart-burned-for-womankind:

We’re having a giveaway!!
To celebrate the grand opening of this blog, we’re giving away the Lesbian Starter Kit!  You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, what comes in a Lesbian Starter Kit?”  Well, I’ll tell you!
MISC
Mint Latex Dental Dam
Grape Latex Dental Dam
Female condom
Rainbow flag
Rainbow wristband
CDs
Better than Chocolate - The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Indigo Girls - Nomads Indians Saints
Indigo Girls - Shaming of the Sun
k.d. lang - drag
k.d. lang - Ingenue
k.d. lang - Shadowland
Le Tigre - Feminist Sweepstakes
Le Tigre - Le Tigre
Le Tigre - This Island
Lilith Fair - A Celebration of Women in Music
Sick of Sarah - 2205
t.A.T.u. - 200 KM/H in the Wrong Lane
Books/Magazines
Body Language by Kenna White
Worth Every Step by KG MacGregor
7 issues of Playboy magazine
9 issues of Curve magazing
So, how do you win such an awesome gathering of stuff?
I’ll tell you how!Reblog this post as many times as you like, as often as you like (but LIKES do not count!)YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.We will ship ANYWHERE.Your ask box must be open so we can message you if you win.  Must get at least 50 notes to be given away.We will use a random number generator to select a winner on January 2, 2013.  
That’s it! Good luck, sweethearts!

her-heart-burned-for-womankind:

We’re having a giveaway!!


To celebrate the grand opening of this blog, we’re giving away the Lesbian Starter Kit!  You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, what comes in a Lesbian Starter Kit?”  Well, I’ll tell you!

MISC

  • Mint Latex Dental Dam
  • Grape Latex Dental Dam
  • Female condom
  • Rainbow flag
  • Rainbow wristband

CDs

  • Better than Chocolate - The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
  • Indigo Girls - Nomads Indians Saints
  • Indigo Girls - Shaming of the Sun
  • k.d. lang - drag
  • k.d. lang - Ingenue
  • k.d. lang - Shadowland
  • Le Tigre - Feminist Sweepstakes
  • Le Tigre - Le Tigre
  • Le Tigre - This Island
  • Lilith Fair - A Celebration of Women in Music
  • Sick of Sarah - 2205
  • t.A.T.u. - 200 KM/H in the Wrong Lane

Books/Magazines

  • Body Language by Kenna White
  • Worth Every Step by KG MacGregor
  • 7 issues of Playboy magazine
  • 9 issues of Curve magazing

So, how do you win such an awesome gathering of stuff?

I’ll tell you how!
Reblog this post as many times as you like, as often as you like (but LIKES do not count!)
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.
We will ship ANYWHERE.
Your ask box must be open so we can message you if you win.  
Must get at least 50 notes to be given away.
We will use a random number generator to select a winner on January 2, 2013.  

That’s it! Good luck, sweethearts!

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charlieandtheunicorns:

Make those eye’s at me. I lose my grip, I lose my focus.

charlieandtheunicorns:

Make those eye’s at me. I lose my grip, I lose my focus.

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her-heart-burned-for-womankind:

We’re having a giveaway!!
To celebrate the grand opening of this blog, we’re giving away the Lesbian Starter Kit!  You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, what comes in a Lesbian Starter Kit?”  Well, I’ll tell you!
MISC
Mint Latex Dental Dam
Grape Latex Dental Dam
Female condom
Rainbow flag
Rainbow wristband
CDs
Better than Chocolate - The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Indigo Girls - Nomads Indians Saints
Indigo Girls - Shaming of the Sun
k.d. lang - drag
k.d. lang - Ingenue
k.d. lang - Shadowland
Le Tigre - Feminist Sweepstakes
Le Tigre - Le Tigre
Le Tigre - This Island
Lilith Fair - A Celebration of Women in Music
Sick of Sarah - 2205
t.A.T.u. - 200 KM/H in the Wrong Lane
Books/Magazines
Body Language by Kenna White
Worth Every Step by KG MacGregor
7 issues of Playboy magazine
9 issues of Curve magazing
So, how do you win such an awesome gathering of stuff?
I’ll tell you how!Reblog this post as many times as you like, as often as you like (but LIKES do not count!)YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.We will ship ANYWHERE.Your ask box must be open so we can message you if you win.  Must get at least 50 notes to be given away.We will use a random number generator to select a winner on January 2, 2013.  
That’s it! Good luck, sweethearts!

her-heart-burned-for-womankind:

We’re having a giveaway!!


To celebrate the grand opening of this blog, we’re giving away the Lesbian Starter Kit!  You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, what comes in a Lesbian Starter Kit?”  Well, I’ll tell you!

MISC

  • Mint Latex Dental Dam
  • Grape Latex Dental Dam
  • Female condom
  • Rainbow flag
  • Rainbow wristband

CDs

  • Better than Chocolate - The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
  • Indigo Girls - Nomads Indians Saints
  • Indigo Girls - Shaming of the Sun
  • k.d. lang - drag
  • k.d. lang - Ingenue
  • k.d. lang - Shadowland
  • Le Tigre - Feminist Sweepstakes
  • Le Tigre - Le Tigre
  • Le Tigre - This Island
  • Lilith Fair - A Celebration of Women in Music
  • Sick of Sarah - 2205
  • t.A.T.u. - 200 KM/H in the Wrong Lane

Books/Magazines

  • Body Language by Kenna White
  • Worth Every Step by KG MacGregor
  • 7 issues of Playboy magazine
  • 9 issues of Curve magazing

So, how do you win such an awesome gathering of stuff?

I’ll tell you how!
Reblog this post as many times as you like, as often as you like (but LIKES do not count!)
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG.
We will ship ANYWHERE.
Your ask box must be open so we can message you if you win.  
Must get at least 50 notes to be given away.
We will use a random number generator to select a winner on January 2, 2013.  

That’s it! Good luck, sweethearts!

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likecharity:

Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey’s Sundance Diaries [x]

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Tumblr has changed me.

Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS

roses are red

violets are red

tulips are red

bushes are red

trees are red

oh god my gardens on fire

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